Black Celebrated 911 by hitting the number

By Sinclere Lee

New York (BNW) --
On the first anniversary of the terrorist attacks that tore-out the heart of our country, most good Americans spent their day in crying and mourning that dastardly attack by Osama bin Laden and his al Qaeda network. Right!

No! Apparently most Black Americans were looking for their local Bookie to play the numbers, and the main number on the Bookies’ sheet Wednesday was 911. This is the date known for the most hated crime in America’s history. A date that will live in infamy in the minds of most Americans, yet, these Negroes dishonored that date known as 911 by running around all that day trying to get their numbers in.

Apparently it was a good idea because the number fell, and it fell straight all around the country, which meant that if you hit, you got paid mo' money.

"I could care less about all that crying and mourning that white people were doing" said one man coming out of a well known number house in Atlanta. "I hit and hit big time, and I am going to put 911 on my permenate number list."

Blacks are notorious for playing the lottery, legal and illegal; they'll play any number they think will fall. They'll play their birthday, their tag number, their childrens' birthdays and even the day a loved one died, if they think it will fall.

So white folks, don’t feel bad if you didn’t hear any crying and mourning coming from the Black community the other day, these Niggers were just trying to get paid. As a result, a lot of them got paid, and paid big time.

Instead of the crying and mourning, there were celebrations in Black America because the number fell.

For example, it came straight in the evening numbers drawn in the New York Lottery: the big 9-1-1!

"The numbers were picked in the standard random fashion using all the same protocols," said lottery spokeswoman Carolyn Hapeman. "It's just the way the numbers came up."

Lottery officials won't know until Thursday morning how many people played those numbers or the total payout, she said.

For the evening numbers game, the New York Lottery selects from balls numbered zero to nine circulating in a machine at the lottery office. Three levers are pressed, and three balls are randomly brought up into tubes and then displayed.

While the payment for slave reparation is on hold, now, Blacks will continue to play 911, and it is now the favorite number for most lottery players in the hood.

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